Scribes

AH3 Run 1805

Hares - Wee Willie and Toy Boy Tom

Scribe - OneLiner

1. Slipping the car - literally - into a parking space in a somewhat crowded car park , the air temp was way above zero ; but the ground still had other ideas . Slowly , carefully , scaredy- cat up the slope to pay up with Sharnie . Then cautiously , gingerly, girlie ; back down again to help Skinny and Ever Ready negotiate the re-run on the North Face of the Eiger . The pre-run circle was formed nearby on the only emerald green patch available on the day.

2. I suppose you could say it was icy in 1805. Well I don`t know that it was , but the Battle of Trafalgar happened that year too. Or so said Sir Deadmund - one of the few pre-run spokesmen who didn`t attempt to impersonate OneLiner on the day; when he gave us his Hash History as usual.

3. This was just after Ballerina (standing beside me ) had laughed out loud when Little Shit called for silence ; resulting in the man mountain standing beside Ballerina being chosen as Scribe instead. First OneLiner impersonation.

4. Second impersonation was by Aids , who read out a collection of OL gems ( collected from Readers Digest ? ) to entertain us , just ahead of being awarded his own pre-run down-down for failing to be able to operate a 1980`s Alarm Clock . Who wants to wake up in the 1980`s anyway ? OK , so that`ll be most of us then.

5. Drinking with him was an un -named ( here at least !) third party . Refer to paragraph 9 below .

6. And so - away to the run , via the top end of the car park. I personally started with Skinny via the bottom end of the ice field after re-robing appropriate to temperature . And just as well too as I was able to close the gaping aperture at the rear of Pig Iron`s car ; no doubt left open in a moment of distraction while , earlier , fitting Stainless with crampons (I thought I eard it was tampons, bloody hearing aids. Ed) for the day . Always one to do a favour for his fellow man , I closed the vehicle safely and made a mental note to get him with a Down Down later. Your welcome , PI.

7. And then on to the run . Wee Willie and Toy Boy Tom did a great job of re-creating Willie`s Kirkhill Classic from I996 but with a "Frozen" twist . A lovely trail ensued , using a clever combination of footpaths, bike tracks , roadways , woodland ... ... ... and ice. The absence of Torville and Dean wasn`t much of a problem for most , but at one point I did see Thruppennies almost decapitate a cyclist while waving her walking poles skyward . Thankfully , he saw the funny side too . Then later I returned from a short checking expedition ( with Shackleton , you understand ) to find Sharnie just getting to her feet after a small ice-kissing incident , by the roadside .

8. The pack as usual found its way to the Beer by a variety of routes , some of which were even those planned by the Hares . But in general , flour was followed (and calling Hashers too) over all surfaces , slippery or otherwise. Ok , so there was no otherwise. It was slippery, but good. A bit like sex then but ultimately less climactic ; although with beer and chocolate it was at least mildly satisfying.

9. So , partially stimulated by alcohol and sweets , we all made it back to the circle in one (slippery) piece . Hence followed a number of Down Downs , listed carefully here in order only of my memory as opposed to actual occurrence. This is because the notes I made at the time have been cleverly stored somewhere too safe ; thus proving that I`m as far over 50 as everyone else when it comes to car key moments . Except Drillbit , that is .. ....

Drillbit ; for spectacularly storing his keys in the suspension of his car and expecting to find them again this side of Summer.

Sir Deadmund and Smurf ; for swinging into their parking spaces with the panache and aplomb of Hollywood stunt-drivers.

Pig Iron ; for failing to observe even the basics of vehicle security.

Aids and Toyb oytom ; for trying to stage their own dancing on ice show at a check.

Penguin ; for commenting on Scotland`s weather conditions and expecting something else.

Sharnie (twice) ; for kissing ice - not men .

Mrs T ; for shining a light on Pig Iron`s open doorway.

Prickly Bush ; for also having a car-security-free moment (complete with public hand -bag availability)

and Wee Willie and Toy Boy Tom for setting a great Hash-On-Ice.

On On

OneLiner . The original that is. None of my impersonators should be held responsible for this trash.

PS on a purely macho note ; I recently saw this description of the model of motorbike I currently ride . It`s all done in one line too. So is this also an impersonation ?

HOLYFUCKINGCHRISTONABIKEWHATAFUCKINGENGINE !

Run information for this scribe:
Run Number: 1805
Date: Sunday 15th of January 2017 11:00AM

Hare: Wee Willie
OnOn: Kirkhill Forest. Off the A96
OnInn: Bucksburn Manor


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1838
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?? - no scribe!
1837
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?? - no scribe!
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1823
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1818
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1817
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Ballerina
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Bruce Big Jim
Sunday 19th of March 2017
Sergio
Pig Iron
1813
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Pig Iron
?? - no scribe!
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Wee Willie
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Sunday 19th of February 2017
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1808
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1807
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1806
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1802
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1798
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1796
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1795
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1794
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Goat Wrestler
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1791
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Golden Shower - no scribe!
1790
Sunday 16th of October 2016
Ballerina
Numskull - no scribe!
Sunday 9th of October 2016
Mrs T and Hippo.
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1784
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1782
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Aids- No scribe BOO !
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Mrs T
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Little Shit
Barbarella
Sunday 20th of September 2015
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Drillbit
1730
Monday 31st of August 2015
Prickly Bush
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1729
Monday 24th of August 2015
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Scabby Arse - no scribe!
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Fire Flaps
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Little Shit
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1721
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1719
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Twizzle
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1718
Monday 8th of June 2015
Ballerina
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Golden Shower
More Butt
1716
Monday 25th of May 2015
Tonto, Tongue Lasher
Pissonya - no scribe!
Monday 18th of May 2015
Drillbit & Muff Diver
Red Stripe
1714
Monday 11th of May 2015
Eveready
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Monday 4th of May 2015
More Butt
Sergio
1712
Monday 27th of April 2015
Hippo
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1711
Sunday 19th of April 2015
Binliner
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1710
Sunday 12th of April 2015
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Numbskull - no scribe!
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Leeky Willy
Sunday 29th of March 2015
Sergio
Short & Thick
Sunday 22nd of March 2015
Barbarella
Toy Boy Tom
Sunday 15th of March 2015
T-Rex Cock
Leeky Willy
1705
Sunday 8th of March 2015
Twizzle
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Sharnie
Golden Shower
1703
Sunday 22nd of February 2015
Muff Diver
Whinger - no scribe!
Sunday 15th of February 2015
Golden Shower
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1701
Sunday 8th of February 2015
Muff Diver
Bog Brush - no scribe!
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Sergio
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Prickly Bush
Toy Boy Tom
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Red Stripe, Gay Gordon
Drillbit
1697
Sunday 18th of January 2015
Cinders. Aids
Volunteer - no scribe!
Sunday 11th of January 2015
Roger me Moore & The Penguin
Dutch Cap
1695
Sunday 4th of January 2015
Little Shit
Bruce Almighty - no scribe!
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Pink Panther
Little Shit
1693
Sunday 21st of December 2014
Bogbrush
Barbarella - no scribe!
Sunday 14th of December 2014
High Maintenance
Flying Dutchman
1691
Sunday 7th of December 2014
Toy Boy Tom
Ballerina - no scribe!
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Trouser Shredder & Canadian Club
Sergio
1689
Sunday 23rd of November 2014
Leaky Willie / Cheesy
Mrs T - no scribe!
1688
Sunday 16th of November 2014
Mad Cyclist
Gay Gordon - no scribe!
1687
Sunday 9th of November 2014
Ballerina
Numbskull - no scribe!
Sunday 2nd of November 2014
Drillbit
Cheesy Cox
Sunday 26th of October 2014
MCB and Fairy Huck
Leeky Willie
1684
Sunday 19th of October 2014
McCavity
Elgin GM - no scribe!
1683
Sunday 12th of October 2014
Muff Diver
Scabby Arse - no scribe!
1682
Sunday 5th of October 2014
Drillbit
High Maintenance - no scribe!
1681
Sunday 28th of September 2014
Little Sh*t
Fairy Huck - no scribe!
Sunday 21st of September 2014
Cock-a-tool
Muff Diver
Sunday 14th of September 2014
Hippo and Tonto.
Drillbit
1678
Monday 8th of September 2014
Toy Boy Tom
no scribe!
Monday 1st of September 2014
Sir Deadmund Hill-ary
Mrs T
Monday 25th of August 2014
Thruppenny Bits
Superman's offsprings
1675
Monday 18th of August 2014
Numbskull & Fireflaps
no scribe!
Monday 11th of August 2014
Bruce Almighty
Bin Liner
1673
Monday 4th of August 2014
Cinders & Aids
no scribe!
Monday 28th of July 2014
Toy Boy Tom
Willy Nilly
1671
Monday 21st of July 2014
Twizzle
no scribe!
Monday 14th of July 2014
Binliner
Pink Panther
Monday 7th of July 2014
Tonto, Toungelasher, Egg Foo
Pig Iron
Monday 30th of June 2014
Wotzoff
Bag O'Bones
1667
Monday 23rd of June 2014
Red Stripe and Tazzinator
no scribe!
Monday 16th of June 2014
Barbarella
Muff Diver
1665
Monday 9th of June 2014
Drillbit
no scribe!
1664
Monday 2nd of June 2014
Albert-ross
no scribe!
1663
Monday 26th of May 2014
One Liner
no scribe!
Monday 19th of May 2014
Prickly Bush
Sir Deadmund Hill-ary
1661
Monday 12th of May 2014
Trouser Shredder and Fire Flaps
no scribe!
1660
Monday 5th of May 2014
Ballerina
no scribe!
1659
Monday 28th of April 2014
Little Sh*t
no scribe!
1658
Monday 21st of April 2014
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1657
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Numbskull & little Sh*t
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