Scribes

WHAT: Hash Scribe Run #1709

WHERE: Dunechtyish

WHEN: 5th April 2015 (Easter Sunday) 11.00am

WHO: Hares JC & Fifi

WHY; Exercise, Beer, Chit Chat, Great views

So Easter weekend Hash and low numbers were expected due to the Easter challenge taking place and guess what we had?..... low numbers ! Still 20+ fronted up on a fine sunny morning at 11.00am sharp for the ever popular ex GM Ballerina`s history lesson. "What `appened in 1709?" he boomed, and then informed us of the history of the Hot Air Balloon !......

Main article: Sky lantern

Early unmanned hot air balloons were used in China. Zhuge Liang of theShu Han kingdom, during the Three Kingdoms era (220-280 AD), used airborne lanterns for military signaling. These lanterns are known as Kongming lanterns (孔明灯).[3][4] [5] There is also some speculation, from a demonstration directed by British modern hot air balloonist Julian Nott during the late 1970s,[6] and again in 2003, [7] that hot air balloons could have been used as an aid for designing the famous Nazca ground figures and lines[6] which were created by theNazca culture ofPeru between 400 and 650 AD.[8] The first documented balloon flight in Europe was demonstrated byBartolomeu de Gusmão. On August 8, 1709, in Lisbon, he managed to lift a balloon full of hot air about 4.5 meters (15 ft) in front of King John V and the Portuguese court.[9] [10]

From that History you will have picked up that the first Hot Air Balloon reached 4.5 metres off the ground! ….This was probably straining with Ballerina inside….If they had used Toy Boy Tom it might have reached much higher !

Returning visitors A N Other and Toy Boy were welcomed and then a 50 run shirt was presented to LBS (Son of Sir Deadmund) who stripped down Gay Gordon like next to his skin !

Matching orange Glasgow 1999 Nash Hash hare shirts then spoke to us filled with JC & Fifi, the latter asking for a show of hands for her ONINN….(easier to ask for who wasn`t coming would have been easier !)

The run was a nice mixture of forest, track and open fields giving us some lovely views of the Dunechty, Aberdeenshire countryside. A huge quarry was discovered but I apologise for not noting its name ! (I only volunteered to Hash Scribe half way around the run !) An award must be presented at AGPU to the Hares for providing the highest Beer check for many a year ! Ballerina and Leeky Willie stress tested the structure which was a little rickety to say the least. Many smiling faces witnessed these fine two athletes scale the huge wooden lookout tower ! The smiles were ready to break into laughter at any point if said scalers should fall or even funnier if the wooden tower should crash to the floor ! Leeky Willie and Ballerina then proceeded to distribute the beer and softies from a great height to any prospective brave Hashers willing to catch….and there weren`t many !

Finally back we then didn`t really know what to do……No GM, no RA`s ! but we managed something like this…..

1st RA FIFI said……

1. Walnut Brain Leeky Willie

2. The Ditcher Bog Brush (Didn`t tell his Dad he`d binned his Mums Car ! on the previous ONINN)

2nd RA Mrs T said…..

3. Lost Children Hares JC & FIFI lost 50% of their offspring !

3rd RA Ballerina said……

4. BadMarker JC….(having trouble laying his trail apparently)

4th RA Gay Gordon said…..

5. Lost Property Leeky Willie (reunited with his Rugby Ball, Y fronts(modelled by Red Stripe ) and red ladys knickers (modelled by Gay Gordon)

5th RA T Rex Cock said….

6. Double tumble Struth and visiting A N Other witnessed falling over !

6th RA Leeky Willie said…..

7.T REX COCK Big Dick (in celebration of Dick Advocaat becoming Manager of Sunderland FC ( an advocaat down down…well mango juice was the nearest colour)

7th RA Bruce Almighty said

8. Ambulance Cases Ballerina s Son Lewis and Leeky Willie (both had a brief visit to ARI)

9 The Visitors A N Other and Toy Boy

10. The navigator Panty Pockets (head down studying a Map and smacked her head into a tree branch !)

11. Hares JC & Fifi

So that was that…..What did we learn? We didn't need a GM, (well done Ballerina), we didn`t need Hash Cash (well done Mrs T)….Beer flowed nicely in the Sun presented by 6 stand in RA`s !

ONINN was splendid at JC & Fifi`s with a lovely Chilli and rice followed by Apple Strudel sat in the Sun for which a for Wooden spoon collection was soon arranged. Gay Gordon was witnessed raiding the Hash Beer box for everyone as we all sunbathed . On investigation this was later agreed to be a vicious rumour !

Great day….Well done Hares….Great fun

ONON

Leeky Willie

Run information for this scribe:
Run Number: 1709
Date: Sunday 5th of April 2015 11:00AM

Hare: JC & FiFi
OnOn: Tillybrig Wood, near Dunecht. MR OS NJ736095
OnInn: JC & Fifi's pad (Easter Fornet), which is at OS MR NJ789104.
Extra Info: Parking in the lay-by is limited, so early arrivals need to leave room for later arrivals to park abreast of them.


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1845
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1843
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1841
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1838
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?? - no scribe!
1837
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?? - no scribe!
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Monday 7th of August 2017
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1832
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OneLiner
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1829
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Fire Flaps
???? - no scribe!
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Toy Boy Tom
1827
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Long Shank's sister - no scribe!
1826
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Steamin Shiite
1824
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Numbskull - no scribe!
1823
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Ever Ready - no scribe!
1822
Monday 15th of May 2017
Goat Wrestler
??? - no scribe!
1821
Monday 8th of May 2017
Barbarella
??? - no scribe!
Monday 1st of May 2017
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1819
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Bin Liner
Barbarella - no scribe!
1818
Monday 17th of April 2017
Sir Deadmund Hilary and LBS
Dorota - no scribe!
1817
Sunday 9th of April 2017
Ballerina
Underlay - no scribe!
Sunday 2nd of April 2017
EverReady & Golden Shower
Drillbit
Sunday 26th of March 2017
Bin Liner
Bruce Big Jim
Sunday 19th of March 2017
Sergio
Pig Iron
1813
Sunday 12th of March 2017
Pig Iron
?? - no scribe!
Sunday 5th of March 2017
Drillbit
Wee Willie
Sunday 26th of February 2017
One Liner and Skinny Witch
Toy Boy Tom
Sunday 19th of February 2017
Numbskull
Skinny Witch
Sunday 12th of February 2017
Thrupenny Bits
High Maintenance
1808
Sunday 5th of February 2017
Cinders & Aids
Whinger - no scribe!
1807
Sunday 29th of January 2017
Fire Flaps
?? - no scribe!
1806
Sunday 22nd of January 2017
Bruce Almighty
Screaming Shiite - no scribe!
Sunday 15th of January 2017
Wee Willie
One Liner
Sunday 8th of January 2017
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The Penguin
Sunday 1st of January 2017
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Sauerkraut
1802
Sunday 25th of December 2016
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Olymprick - no scribe!
Sunday 18th of December 2016
Hippo
Ballerina
Sunday 11th of December 2016
Willy Wotzoff
Pink Panther
Saturday 10th of December 2016
Little Shit
Toy Boy Tom
1798
Friday 9th of December 2016
Twizzle
Duracell Bunny - no scribe!
Sunday 4th of December 2016
Underlay
Sergio
1796
Sunday 27th of November 2016
Smurf
Golden Shower - no scribe!
1795
Sunday 20th of November 2016
Bin Liner
Struth - no scribe!
1794
Sunday 13th of November 2016
Barbarella
Mad Cyclist - no scribe!
Sunday 6th of November 2016
Glasgow
Goat Wrestler
Sunday 30th of October 2016
Twizzle
Tonto
1791
Sunday 23rd of October 2016
Red Stripe and Gay Gordon
Golden Shower - no scribe!
1790
Sunday 16th of October 2016
Ballerina
Numskull - no scribe!
Sunday 9th of October 2016
Mrs T and Hippo.
Cinders
Sunday 2nd of October 2016
Muff Diver and High Maintenance
Drillbit
Sunday 25th of September 2016
Boy Racer - Elgin HHH
Skinny Witch
Sunday 18th of September 2016
White Bolt
T-Rex Cock
Sunday 11th of September 2016
Twizzle and Muff Diver
Pink Panther
1784
Monday 5th of September 2016
Toy Boy Tom
JC - no scribe!
Monday 29th of August 2016
Muff Diver and High Maintenance
T-Rex Cock
1782
Monday 22nd of August 2016
Prickly Bush
Marie, Hippo's daughter - no scribe!
Monday 15th of August 2016
Numskull
The Penguin
Monday 8th of August 2016
Little Shit
Sergio
Monday 1st of August 2016
It's All Because and Pink Panther
Tiger Feet
Monday 25th of July 2016
Twizzle
High Maintenance
Monday 18th of July 2016
T-Rex Cock
Orienteer
Monday 11th of July 2016
Olymprick
Toy Boy Tom
Monday 4th of July 2016
Tonto
Numskull
Monday 27th of June 2016
Emma and Mark
One Liner
Monday 20th of June 2016
Cinders and Aids
High Maintenance
Monday 13th of June 2016
Tuneless, Golden Shower and The Penguin
Muff Diver
Monday 6th of June 2016
Ballerina
Dutchess
Monday 30th of May 2016
Thrupenny Bits and Shit Boyfriend
Horrible history lesson
Monday 23rd of May 2016
Toy Boy Tom
Barbarella
Monday 16th of May 2016
Drillbit, Sergio and Prickly Bush
Shit Boyfriend
Monday 9th of May 2016
Bin Liner
Twizzle
Monday 2nd of May 2016
Willy Wotzoff
Numskull
Monday 25th of April 2016
Pink Panther
Little Shit
Sunday 17th of April 2016
Barbarella
Twizzle
Sunday 10th of April 2016
Roger me Moore and Underlay
Olymprick
Sunday 3rd of April 2016
Hippo
Bin Liner
Sunday 27th of March 2016
Pissonya and Cheesy
Fifi
Sunday 20th of March 2016
T Rex Cock
Pig Iron
Sunday 13th of March 2016
Red Stripe and Gay Gordon.
Aids- No scribe BOO !
Sunday 6th of March 2016
Golden Shower
Shit Boyfriend
Sunday 28th of February 2016
Pig Iron and Stainless
Glasgow
Sunday 21st of February 2016
JC and Fifi
Bin Liner
Sunday 14th of February 2016
Little Shit
Cockatool
Sunday 7th of February 2016
Everready
Tuneless
Sunday 31st of January 2016
Fireflaps and Numskull
Tuneless
Sunday 24th of January 2016
Ballerina
T Rex Cock
Sunday 17th of January 2016
Goat Wrestler
JC - No Scribe, BOO!!
Sunday 10th of January 2016
Toy Boy Tom
EverReady
Sunday 3rd of January 2016
Olymprick
Sir Deadmund Hillary
Sunday 27th of December 2015
Golden Shower
Glasgow
Sunday 20th of December 2015
Sir Deadmund and Lazy Bastard Son
Underlay
Sunday 13th of December 2015
Bog Brush
Wotzoff
Sunday 6th of December 2015
Little Shit
Twizzle
Sunday 29th of November 2015
Mad Cyclist
Cheesy Cox
Wednesday 25th of November 2015
Roger Me Moore and Smurf
Toy Boy Tom
Sunday 22nd of November 2015
Smurf and Pissonya.
Golden Shower
Sunday 15th of November 2015
Cinders and Aids
Pissonya
Sunday 8th of November 2015
Little Shit
Mrs T
Sunday 1st of November 2015
Struth and CheesyCox
Ballerina
Sunday 25th of October 2015
One Liner and Barbarella
Pig Iron
Sunday 18th of October 2015
Bruce Almighty
Leaky Willie
Sunday 11th of October 2015
CheesyCox
Smiler
Sunday 4th of October 2015
Pink Panther
Short and Thick
Sunday 27th of September 2015
Little Shit
Barbarella
Sunday 20th of September 2015
Cockatool
Prickly Bush
Sunday 13th of September 2015
Little Shit, Muff Diver
Golden Shower
Monday 7th of September 2015
Toy Boy Tom
Drillbit
1730
Monday 31st of August 2015
Prickly Bush
no scribe!
1729
Monday 24th of August 2015
Mad Cyclist & Bog Brush
Scabby Arse - no scribe!
Monday 17th of August 2015
Pissonya & Cockatool
Fire Flaps
Monday 10th of August 2015
Orienteer (and The Penguin as Co-Hare)
Little Shit
Monday 3rd of August 2015
Red Stripe & Gay Gordon
Donka - Hamersley H3
Monday 27th of July 2015
Sergio
Toy Boy Tom
Monday 20th of July 2015
Barbarella
Cinders
Monday 13th of July 2015
Fire Flaps & Numbskull
Drillbit
Monday 6th of July 2015
Dominus T-Rex Cock
Lasy Bastard Son
1721
Monday 29th of June 2015
Hillary & LBS
Tonto - no scribe!
Monday 22nd of June 2015
Muff Diver
Muff Diver
1719
Monday 15th of June 2015
Twizzle
Volunteer - no scribe!
1718
Monday 8th of June 2015
Ballerina
Volunteer - no scribe!
Monday 1st of June 2015
Golden Shower
More Butt
1716
Monday 25th of May 2015
Tonto, Tongue Lasher
Pissonya - no scribe!
Monday 18th of May 2015
Drillbit & Muff Diver
Red Stripe
1714
Monday 11th of May 2015
Eveready
Cockatool - no scribe!
Monday 4th of May 2015
More Butt
Sergio
1712
Monday 27th of April 2015
Hippo
Cheesycox - no scribe!
1711
Sunday 19th of April 2015
Binliner
John Giles? - no scribe!
1710
Sunday 12th of April 2015
One Liner, Skinny Witch
Numbskull - no scribe!
Sunday 5th of April 2015
JC & FiFi
Leeky Willy
Sunday 29th of March 2015
Sergio
Short & Thick
Sunday 22nd of March 2015
Barbarella
Toy Boy Tom
Sunday 15th of March 2015
T-Rex Cock
Leeky Willy
1705
Sunday 8th of March 2015
Twizzle
CheesyCox - no scribe!
Sunday 1st of March 2015
Sharnie
Golden Shower
1703
Sunday 22nd of February 2015
Muff Diver
Whinger - no scribe!
Sunday 15th of February 2015
Golden Shower
Cinders
1701
Sunday 8th of February 2015
Muff Diver
Bog Brush - no scribe!
Saturday 7th of February 2015
Ballerina, Muff Diver
Sergio
Sunday 1st of February 2015
Prickly Bush
Toy Boy Tom
Sunday 25th of January 2015
Red Stripe, Gay Gordon
Drillbit
1697
Sunday 18th of January 2015
Cinders. Aids
Volunteer - no scribe!
Sunday 11th of January 2015
Roger me Moore & The Penguin
Dutch Cap
1695
Sunday 4th of January 2015
Little Shit
Bruce Almighty - no scribe!
Sunday 28th of December 2014
Pink Panther
Little Shit
1693
Sunday 21st of December 2014
Bogbrush
Barbarella - no scribe!
Sunday 14th of December 2014
High Maintenance
Flying Dutchman
1691
Sunday 7th of December 2014
Toy Boy Tom
Ballerina - no scribe!
Sunday 30th of November 2014
Trouser Shredder & Canadian Club
Sergio
1689
Sunday 23rd of November 2014
Leaky Willie / Cheesy
Mrs T - no scribe!
1688
Sunday 16th of November 2014
Mad Cyclist
Gay Gordon - no scribe!
1687
Sunday 9th of November 2014
Ballerina
Numbskull - no scribe!
Sunday 2nd of November 2014
Drillbit
Cheesy Cox
Sunday 26th of October 2014
MCB and Fairy Huck
Leeky Willie
1684
Sunday 19th of October 2014
McCavity
Elgin GM - no scribe!
1683
Sunday 12th of October 2014
Muff Diver
Scabby Arse - no scribe!
1682
Sunday 5th of October 2014
Drillbit
High Maintenance - no scribe!
1681
Sunday 28th of September 2014
Little Sh*t
Fairy Huck - no scribe!
Sunday 21st of September 2014
Cock-a-tool
Muff Diver
Sunday 14th of September 2014
Hippo and Tonto.
Drillbit
1678
Monday 8th of September 2014
Toy Boy Tom
no scribe!
Monday 1st of September 2014
Sir Deadmund Hill-ary
Mrs T
Monday 25th of August 2014
Thruppenny Bits
Superman's offsprings
1675
Monday 18th of August 2014
Numbskull & Fireflaps
no scribe!
Monday 11th of August 2014
Bruce Almighty
Bin Liner
1673
Monday 4th of August 2014
Cinders & Aids
no scribe!
Monday 28th of July 2014
Toy Boy Tom
Willy Nilly
1671
Monday 21st of July 2014
Twizzle
no scribe!
Monday 14th of July 2014
Binliner
Pink Panther
Monday 7th of July 2014
Tonto, Toungelasher, Egg Foo
Pig Iron
Monday 30th of June 2014
Wotzoff
Bag O'Bones
1667
Monday 23rd of June 2014
Red Stripe and Tazzinator
no scribe!
Monday 16th of June 2014
Barbarella
Muff Diver
1665
Monday 9th of June 2014
Drillbit
no scribe!
1664
Monday 2nd of June 2014
Albert-ross
no scribe!
1663
Monday 26th of May 2014
One Liner
no scribe!
Monday 19th of May 2014
Prickly Bush
Sir Deadmund Hill-ary
1661
Monday 12th of May 2014
Trouser Shredder and Fire Flaps
no scribe!
1660
Monday 5th of May 2014
Ballerina
no scribe!
1659
Monday 28th of April 2014
Little Sh*t
no scribe!
1658
Monday 21st of April 2014
Leeky Willie and Mud, Cock & B*llcks
no scribe!
1657
Sunday 13th of April 2014
Numbskull & little Sh*t
no scribe!
Sunday 6th of April 2014
Sergio
Bin Liner