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RUN MCCCLIX

MONGOUR in the GLAUR
18th August 2008

Hares: PIG IRON & STAINLESS

To be semantically accurate, on the evening in question, the idyllic hill of Mongour might be termed muckit as aptly glaury. (As all who Hash hereabouts must assuredly know, intuitively if not intellectually, there are delightful variants in the composition, viscosity, plasticity, colour and aroma of the indigenous muds.) In broad terms, glaury muds being slippery and slimy, while muckit muds are thick and clarty. Both were abundantly present.
All hashers present in the circle, notwithstanding the plethora of wimpish brollies, were soon drookit in the dreichness of it all. Returning to semantics, for certain we were drookit, but dreich, contrary to common belief, does not necessarily denote dampness, the original meaning is of something that is long drawn out, protracted and wearisome. This the run was not, at least it was short, at least it was short for all except the RA, his long gabardine raincoat, and his brolly.
The run began in vertical rain, the angle of fall then began to shift toward the horizontal as the run shifted, a bit, toward the vertical. The beer check, as tradition dictates, was near the (invisible) mast. I had lots of Cadurys flake. I enjoyed the run. In the circle, the rain was vertical again. Cannae be Arsed was stand in RA. There was no BBQ, and we all drove hurriedly away before the RA and his brolly returned.
Wotzoff

 

Epilogue [Edit Hare]
Well now, if I could continue with the same dialect I would, but as I be frum Debon, you will hefto put up wiv that. Oow aar. I were born in a barn, so would've had a bitta straw in me gob, most likely.

So, truth is, everyone buggered off cos it were a bit wet. Wimps. Only three of us were worried about our RA - not really sure why, now I stop to think about it. Does he only have three friends? While you lot went off home to enjoy a nice hot bath, or went on to the pub to warm up with a pint, we waited and waited... Whinger had his phone no., but no answer from Numbskull's mobile... how long should we give him before we called for help…would search and rescue even be interested in looking for an old guy who went off for a walk with his brolly in the woods, on a wet night. Probably not. All Because drove his 4x4 up and down the road to the mast vainly hoping to attract Numbskull's attention.

Just before nine our hero strolled in along the out trail - muttering some indecent remarks. Don't think we have ever been so pleased to see Numbskull before, or maybe ever again! "Phew, lets get to the pub then!" That seemed a darned good idea, until NS discovered the keys to his car were missing... here we go again, all of us grovelling around on the ground, in the dark, in the hash beer garbage, in the pouring rain, looking for some keys that turned out to be miles away, in a pocket in Aberdeen. Isn't that right Little Shit? What an uncommonly good choice of hash handle.

So LS phones Sergio who is in the pub, and relays this information, which is then passed on via several mobile calls between Thrupenny Bits (who is now in the pub!) and All Because to Numbskull. "Just stay at your car and I'll drive back out with the keys".

We can only assume that they all lived happily ever after.

Run information for this scribe:
Run Number: 1359
Date: Monday 18th of August 2008 06:00PM

Hare: Pig Iron & Stainless
OnOn: Carpark below the Durris Mast. OS ref NO 376050,791472
OnInn: TBA
Extra Info: None


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Sunday 27th of November 2011
Ballerina
Leeky Willie - no scribe!
Sunday 20th of November 2011
Leeky Willie & Struth
Twizzle
1530
Sunday 13th of November 2011
Trouser Shredder & Cannae be Arsed
Bog Brush - no scribe!
Sunday 6th of November 2011
Mad Cyclist & Barbarella
Sweetness
Sunday 30th of October 2011
Twizzle
Muff Diver
Sunday 23rd of October 2011
Goat Wrestler
Intensive Clare
1526
Sunday 16th of October 2011
Toy Boy Tom
Numbskull - no scribe!
1525
Sunday 9th of October 2011
Wotsoff
Aids - no scribe!
Sunday 2nd of October 2011
Hippo
Red Stripe
Sunday 25th of September 2011
Ecky Thump
Barbarella
1522
Sunday 18th of September 2011
Harley, Farmer & Roger Me More
JC - no scribe!
1521
Monday 12th of September 2011
Orienteer
Whinger - no scribe!
1520
Monday 5th of September 2011
Prickly Bush
no scribe!
1519
Monday 29th of August 2011
Cinders & Aids
Leeky Willie - no scribe!
Monday 22nd of August 2011
Whinger
Goat Wrestler
Monday 15th of August 2011
2am & Red Stripe
Cinders
Monday 8th of August 2011
Little Shit & Sharnie
Stainless
1515
Monday 1st of August 2011
Jimmy Riddle
no scribe!
Monday 25th of July 2011
Muff Diver
Rodger Me Moore
Monday 18th of July 2011
Gazelle
Mrs T
1512
Monday 11th of July 2011
Toy Boy Tom
Hippo - no scribe!
Monday 4th of July 2011
The Penguin
Monday 4th of July 2011
Flying Scotsman
Toy Boy Tom
Monday 27th of June 2011
Norman (Scabby Arse) Hunter
Sweetness
Monday 20th of June 2011
Tonto
The Penguin
Monday 13th of June 2011
Thrupenny Bits
Little Shit
Monday 6th of June 2011
Ballerina
Trouser Shredder
1506
Monday 30th of May 2011
Whinger & Numbskull
no scribe!
1505
Monday 23rd of May 2011
Horny Blower & Baby's Arse
2am - no scribe!
Wednesday 18th of May 2011
Pensioners Lunch
Goat Wrestler
Monday 16th of May 2011
Drillbit
Smiler
Monday 9th of May 2011
Aids & Cinders
Eee Ecky Thump
1502
Monday 2nd of May 2011
Sergio
JC - no scribe!
Sunday 1st of May 2011
Goat Wrestler & Koje Belle
Hoggy
Saturday 30th of April 2011
Twizzle, Toy Boy Tom, Farmer, Harley, Bruce Almighty
Drillbit
Friday 29th of April 2011
Nipples & Cinders
Sergio
Monday 25th of April 2011
Sir Deadmund Hillary, Glasgow & CC
Egg Foo
Monday 18th of April 2011
Numbskull
Gazelle
Sunday 10th of April 2011
One Liner
Flying Scot
Sunday 3rd of April 2011
Hippo & Mrs T
T-Rex Cock
Sunday 27th of March 2011
Pig Iron & Stainless
Nipples
Sunday 20th of March 2011
JC & FiFi
Pig Iron
Sunday 13th of March 2011
Ecky Thump
Drillbit
Sunday 6th of March 2011
Little Shit & Sharnie
Struth
1491
Sunday 27th of February 2011
Toy Boy Tom
Bruce Almighty - no scribe!
Sunday 20th of February 2011
Roger Me More
Harley
Sunday 13th of February 2011
Harley
Koje Belle
1488
Sunday 6th of February 2011
Megane
Careless - no scribe!
Sunday 30th of January 2011
Ballerina & Annie Bollocks
Pornocchio
Sunday 23rd of January 2011
Aids & Cinders
Nipples
1485
Sunday 16th of January 2011
Koje Belle
Little Gash - no scribe!
1484
Sunday 9th of January 2011
Captain Nemo
Farmer - no scribe!
Sunday 2nd of January 2011
Farmer
Toy Boy Tom
1482
Sunday 26th of December 2010
Olymprick
Bog Brush - no scribe!
Sunday 19th of December 2010
Megane & Red Stripe
Tonto
Sunday 12th of December 2010
One Cell & Thrupenny Bits
Eee Ecky Thump
1479
Sunday 5th of December 2010
White Trash & Bruce Almighty
Tongue Lasher - no scribe!
1478
Sunday 28th of November 2010
Toy Boy Tom
Trouser Shredder - no scribe!
Sunday 21st of November 2010
Careless & Walkie Talkie
Leeky Willie
Sunday 14th of November 2010
Dutch Cap
Twizzel
Sunday 7th of November 2010
Tiger Teet
Fifi
Sunday 31st of October 2010
Sir Deadmund Hillary
Sergio
Sunday 24th of October 2010
Nipples
Intensive Clare
1472
Sunday 17th of October 2010
Trouser Shredder & Fire Flaps
Megane - no scribe!
Sunday 10th of October 2010
T-Rex Cock & T-Rex Chick
Captain Nemo
Sunday 3rd of October 2010
Horny Blower & Baby's Arse
Drillbit
Sunday 26th of September 2010
Numbskull
One Liner
Sunday 19th of September 2010
Wotzoff
Tiger Feet
1467
Sunday 12th of September 2010
Farmer & Harley
Careless - no scribe!
Monday 6th of September 2010
Hippo & Mrs T
Bin Liner
1465
Monday 30th of August 2010
Prickly Bush
Struth - no scribe!
Monday 23rd of August 2010
One Liner & Skinny Witch
Wotzoff
Monday 16th of August 2010
Pink Panther & More Butt
Goat Wrestler
Monday 9th of August 2010
Leeky Willie & Norman
Sergio
Monday 2nd of August 2010
Stainless & Pig Iron
Whinger
Monday 26th of July 2010
Twizzle
Intensive Clare/Streaker
Monday 19th of July 2010
Toy Boy Tom
Sharnie
Monday 12th of July 2010
Aids & Cinders
Superman
1457
Monday 5th of July 2010
Dutch Cap
no scribe!
Monday 28th of June 2010
Streaker & Cinders
Drillbit
Monday 21st of June 2010
Tonto & Tongue Lasher
Norman
1454
Monday 14th of June 2010
Sergio & One Foot
Cinders - no scribe!
Monday 7th of June 2010
Nipples & Horny Blower
Trouser Shredder
Monday 31st of May 2010
Little Shit & Sharnie
Cannae Be Arsed
Monday 24th of May 2010
Bin Liner
The Penguin
Monday 17th of May 2010
Goat Wrestler & NHS (Norman Hunter's Son)
Olymprick
Monday 10th of May 2010
Sir Deadmund Hillary
Tonto
Monday 3rd of May 2010
Ecky Thump
One Liner
1447
Monday 26th of April 2010
Toy Boy Tom
no scribe!
Monday 19th of April 2010
JC & FiFi
Mrs T
Sunday 11th of April 2010
Wotzoff & T-Rex
Toy Boy Tom
Sunday 4th of April 2010
Plonker
Harley
Sunday 28th of March 2010
One Liner & Skinny Witch
The Penguin
Sunday 21st of March 2010
Thruppenny Bits
Plonker
1441
Sunday 14th of March 2010
Tonto
Struth - no scribe!
Sunday 7th of March 2010
Trouser Shredder & Cannae Be Arsed
Singit
Sunday 28th of February 2010
Twizzle
Drillbit
Sunday 21st of February 2010
Numbskull
Whinger
1437
Sunday 14th of February 2010
Little Shit & Sharnie
no scribe!
Sunday 7th of February 2010
White Trash & Bruce Almighty
Horny Blower
1435
Sunday 31st of January 2010
Toy Boy Tom
Hippo - no scribe!
1434
Sunday 24th of January 2010
Wotzoff
JC - no scribe!
Sunday 17th of January 2010
Hippo
Fifi
1432
Sunday 10th of January 2010
Aids & Cinders
no scribe!
Sunday 3rd of January 2010
Farmer & Tiger Feet
Dutch Cap
Sunday 27th of December 2009
Olymprick
Sergio
Sunday 20th of December 2009
Megane
Little Shit
1428
Sunday 13th of December 2009
Bin Liner
no scribe!
Sunday 6th of December 2009
Sir Deadmund & Glasgow
Toy Boy Tom
1426
Sunday 29th of November 2009
Twizzle
Prickly Bush - no scribe!
Sunday 22nd of November 2009
The Penguin
The Duchess
Sunday 15th of November 2009
Sergio & One Foot
1foot
1423
Sunday 8th of November 2009
Stainless & Pig Iron
MoreButt - no scribe!
1422
Sunday 1st of November 2009
Goat Wrestler
Megane - no scribe!
Sunday 25th of October 2009
Megane
Toy Boy Tom
1420
Sunday 18th of October 2009
Pink Panther & More Butt
Nipples - no scribe!
Sunday 11th of October 2009
Wotzoff
Goat Wrestler
Sunday 4th of October 2009
Numbskull
Bin Liner
1417
Sunday 27th of September 2009
JC & Fifi
Hippo - no scribe!
1416
Sunday 20th of September 2009
Trouser Shredder & Cannae Be Arsed
Bruce Almighty - no scribe!
Sunday 13th of September 2009
Hippo & Mrs T
Little Shit
1414
Monday 7th of September 2009
Toy Boy Tom
no scribe!
1413
Monday 31st of August 2009
Singit
Mad Cyclist - no scribe!
1412
Monday 24th of August 2009
Aids & Cinders
MoreButt - no scribe!
Monday 17th of August 2009
Whinger
White Trash
Monday 10th of August 2009
Bin Liner
Singit
Monday 3rd of August 2009
Thruppenny Bits
Koje Bell
1408
Monday 27th of July 2009
Twizzle
Aids - no scribe!
Monday 20th of July 2009
One Liner
Sperm Burp
1406
Monday 13th of July 2009
All Because & Batty
Lights Out - no scribe!
Monday 6th of July 2009
Megane
OneLiner
Monday 29th of June 2009
Hillary & Glasgow
Whinger
Monday 22nd of June 2009
Sergio & One Foot
Little Shit
Monday 15th of June 2009
Drillbit
Lum
1401
Monday 8th of June 2009
Struth
no scribe!
Monday 1st of June 2009
Numbskull & Olymprick
Twizzel
Monday 25th of May 2009
Nipples
Little Shit
1398
Monday 18th of May 2009
JC & Fifi
no scribe!
1397
Monday 11th of May 2009
Toy Boy Tom
no scribe!
1396
Monday 4th of May 2009
Plonker
no scribe!
Monday 27th of April 2009
Nipples
T.Rex Cock
Sunday 19th of April 2009
Harley & Farmer
Toy Boy Tom
Sunday 12th of April 2009
Whinger
Threadbare
1392
Sunday 5th of April 2009
Trouser Shredder & Cannae Be Arsed
no scribe!
Sunday 29th of March 2009
Goat Wrestler
Harley
Sunday 22nd of March 2009
Threadbare
Thrupenny Bits
1389
Sunday 15th of March 2009
Bin Liner
no scribe!
1388
Sunday 8th of March 2009
Hippo & Mrs T
no scribe!
Sunday 1st of March 2009
Wotzoff
Threadbare
1386
Sunday 22nd of February 2009
Plonker
no scribe!
Sunday 15th of February 2009
Little Shit & Sharnie
The Penguin
1384
Sunday 8th of February 2009
Mad Cyclist
no scribe!
Sunday 1st of February 2009
Numbskull
Little Shit
Sunday 25th of January 2009
Sir DEADmund Hill-ary, Glasgow & CC
CannaeBeArsed
1381
Sunday 18th of January 2009
Sat Nav & T Bits
no scribe!
1380
Sunday 11th of January 2009
White Trash & Bruce Almighty
no scribe!
1379
Sunday 4th of January 2009
Toy Boy Tom
no scribe!
1378
Sunday 28th of December 2008
Twizzle
no scribe!
1377
Sunday 21st of December 2008
One Liner
no scribe!
1376
Sunday 14th of December 2008
JC & Fifi
no scribe!
1375
Sunday 7th of December 2008
Aids & Cinders
no scribe!
1374
Sunday 30th of November 2008
Stainless & Pig Iron
no scribe!
1373
Sunday 23rd of November 2008
Sergio & One Foot
no scribe!
1372
Sunday 16th of November 2008
All Because & Batty
no scribe!
Sunday 9th of November 2008
Plonker
Pigiron
1370
Sunday 2nd of November 2008
Wotzoff
no scribe!
Sunday 26th of October 2008
Trouser Shredder & Cannae Be Arsed
Whinger
Sunday 19th of October 2008
Megane & Nipples
Toy Boy Tom
1367
Sunday 12th of October 2008
SansO
no scribe!
Sunday 5th of October 2008
Goat Wrestler
Toy Boy Tom
Sunday 28th of September 2008
Harley & Farmer
Wotzoff
Monday 22nd of September 2008
Nipples & Megane
JC
Monday 15th of September 2008
Pink Panther & More Butt
Numbskull
Monday 8th of September 2008
Bin Liner
Numbskull
1361
Monday 1st of September 2008
Toy Boy Tom
no scribe!
1360
Monday 25th of August 2008
Dutch Cap
no scribe!
Monday 18th of August 2008
Pig Iron & Stainless
Wotzoff
1358
Monday 11th of August 2008
The Orienteer & Penguin
no scribe!
Monday 4th of August 2008
Whinger
1 Foot
1356
Monday 28th of July 2008
Sergio & One Foot
no scribe!
1355
Monday 21st of July 2008
Aids & Cinders
no scribe!
Monday 14th of July 2008
Megane
Little Shit
1353
Monday 7th of July 2008
Sir (D)Edmund Hillary
no scribe!
1352
Monday 30th of June 2008
Wotsoff
no scribe!
Monday 23rd of June 2008
Megane & Nipples
Cannae Be Arsed
Monday 16th of June 2008
Thrupenny Bits
White Trash
Monday 9th of June 2008
Toy Boy Tom
Little Shit
Monday 2nd of June 2008
Bruce Almighty & White Trash
Tiger Feet
1347
Monday 26th of May 2008
Little Shit & Sharnie
no scribe!
1346
Monday 19th of May 2008
JC & FiFi
no scribe!
1345
Monday 12th of May 2008
Threadbare & Hippo
no scribe!
Monday 5th of May 2008
Bin Liner
Dutch Cap
1343
Monday 28th of April 2008
Megane
no scribe!
Saturday 19th of April 2008
Farmer & Harley A to B run
Hilary
Sunday 13th of April 2008
Goatwrestler
Fifi
Sunday 6th of April 2008
Plonker
Bin Liner
Sunday 30th of March 2008
Mad Cyclist
Harley
Sunday 23rd of March 2008
Numbskull
T Rex Cock
Sunday 16th of March 2008
Whinger
Thrupenny Bits
Sunday 9th of March 2008
One Liner
Toy Boy Tom
1335
Sunday 2nd of March 2008
Drillbit
no scribe!
Sunday 24th of February 2008
Thrupenny Bits
Pussy Boots
1333
Sunday 17th of February 2008
Wotzoff
no scribe!
1332
Sunday 10th of February 2008
Little Shit & Sharnie
no scribe!
1331
Sunday 3rd of February 2008
Hippo & Mrs T & Threadbare
no scribe!
Sunday 27th of January 2008
Aids & Cinders
Farmer
1329
Sunday 20th of January 2008
Glasgow and Sir Deadmund Hill-ary
no scribe!
Sunday 13th of January 2008
T Rex Cock
Hippo and Mrs T
1326
Sunday 6th of January 2008
Goatwrestler
no scribe!
Sunday 30th of December 2007
Hippo & Mrs T
T.Rex Cock
Sunday 23rd of December 2007
Farmer & Tiger Feet
Sergio
Sunday 16th of December 2007
Plonker
Little Shit
Sunday 9th of December 2007
JC & FiFi
Wotzoff
Sunday 2nd of December 2007
Dutch Cap
Pigiron
Sunday 25th of November 2007
Numbskull
JC
1319
Sunday 18th of November 2007
One Foot
no scribe!
Sunday 11th of November 2007
White Trash & Bruce Almighty
Drillbit
1317
Sunday 4th of November 2007
Hippo and Mrs T
no scribe!
Sunday 28th of October 2007
Trouser Shredder & Canna be Arsed
One Liner
Sunday 21st of October 2007
Toy Boy Tom
The Penguin
1314
Sunday 14th of October 2007
Wotzoff
no scribe!
1313
Sunday 7th of October 2007
Plonker
no scribe!
Sunday 30th of September 2007
Whinger
Goat Wrestler
Sunday 23rd of September 2007
One Liner
Stainless (Pigiron)
1310
Saturday 15th of September 2007
Harley & Farmer
no scribe!
1309
Sunday 9th of September 2007
Sergio
no scribe!
Sunday 2nd of September 2007
Numbskull
no scribe!
1307
Sunday 26th of August 2007
Sir Edmund Hillary & Glasgow
no scribe!
Sunday 19th of August 2007
Singit
no scribe!
1305
Sunday 12th of August 2007
Riddell
no scribe!
Sunday 5th of August 2007
Goat Wrestler
no scribe!
1303
Sunday 29th of July 2007
Farmer
no scribe!
Sunday 22nd of July 2007
Nipples
no scribe!
1301
Sunday 15th of July 2007
Wotzoff
no scribe!
Sunday 8th of July 2007
Megane
no scribe!
Sunday 1st of July 2007
Cinders & Aids
no scribe!
Sunday 24th of June 2007
Pig Iron & Stainless
no scribe!
Sunday 17th of June 2007
Drill Bit
no scribe!
1296
Sunday 10th of June 2007
Sans O
no scribe!
Sunday 3rd of June 2007
White Trash
no scribe!
Sunday 27th of May 2007
Trouser Shredder & Canna be Arsed
no scribe!
1293
Sunday 20th of May 2007
Harley & Plonker
no scribe!
1292
Sunday 13th of May 2007
Whinger
no scribe!
Sunday 6th of May 2007
Megane
no scribe!
Sunday 29th of April 2007
Toy Boy Tom
no scribe!
1289
Sunday 22nd of April 2007
Drillbit
no scribe!
1288
Saturday 14th of April 2007
Dutch Cap
no scribe!
1287
Saturday 7th of April 2007
Lights Out
no scribe!
1286
Saturday 31st of March 2007
Bruce Almighty
no scribe!
1285
Sunday 25th of March 2007
One Foot
no scribe!
1284
Sunday 18th of March 2007
T. Rex Cock
no scribe!
Sunday 11th of March 2007
Mad Cyclist
no scribe!
1282
Sunday 4th of March 2007
Megane
no scribe!
1281
Sunday 25th of February 2007
Auntie Pasta and Yap Yap
no scribe!
1280
Sunday 18th of February 2007
The Body
no scribe!
1279
Sunday 11th of February 2007
Little Shit & Sharnie
no scribe!
Sunday 4th of February 2007
Sergio
no scribe!
1277 Burns Hash
Sunday 28th of January 2007
Sir Edmund Hill-ary
no scribe!
1276
Sunday 21st of January 2007
JC & FiFi
no scribe!
Sunday 14th of January 2007
Numskull
no scribe!
1274
Sunday 7th of January 2007
Hippo
no scribe!
Sunday 31st of December 2006
Wotsoff
no scribe!
Sunday 24th of December 2006
Harley and Farmer
no scribe!
1271
Sunday 17th of December 2006
Plonker
no scribe!
Sunday 10th of December 2006
Whinger
no scribe!
Sunday 3rd of December 2006
Sir Edmund Hill-ary
no scribe!
1268
Sunday 26th of November 2006
Trouser Shredder & Cannae B'Arsed
no scribe!
Sunday 19th of November 2006
Stainless & Pigiron
no scribe!
1266
Sunday 12th of November 2006
Thrupennybits
no scribe!
1265
Sunday 5th of November 2006
Numbskull (yes - again)
no scribe!
Sunday 29th of October 2006
Goat Wrestler
no scribe!
1263
Sunday 22nd of October 2006
Megane
no scribe!
1262
Sunday 15th of October 2006
Drillbit
no scribe!
1261
Saturday 7th of October 2006
Orienteer and Penguin
no scribe!